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Identity Theft

Tom didn't cover up the fact that he was stealing Jim's identity... Don't miss the obvious signs of identity theft.

I've been a Peeping Tom for a long time. I peer in windows, sift through trash, and take my camera everywhere. I'm only after one thing: your personal identity. I snap pictures of credit card data, passwords, Social Security numbers, bank information - anything I can get my hands on. Last week, I took a picture of Jim's bank statement when he wasn't looking, then I had a field day with his cash ...a Mediterranean cruise, gambling in Vegas, clubs, poker with my friends - the works! Jim is crying in his latte right now, but I could care less. ...I guess I'm just not a very emotional guy. ;-)

Pretending to be somebody's friend is part of the rush for me ...and with my conservative appearance, no one ever suspects I'm out to get them. So, stop by and let's have lunch this week, I'd love to get you all alone, develop your trust, and find out where you're the most vulnerable ...LOL! Just give me the chance.

But ...if you're really not interested in getting together... then you'll probably want to check out the Computer Store Expo/ITS Event on April 24th at the HUB to learn how to avoid voyeuristic guys like me. ;)

BTW, I hear the "Spin to Win" is a zinger.

Tom