You can't see me at all, but I see everything you do... Don't be a victim of spyware.

I'm not the paparazzi, or the press, or a reporter for the Star. I'm not that open and out in the public. I don't like the limelight or being the center of attention. But I sure like you. Why? Because you put yourself out there, you superstar, you - and I'm all about stealth. You don't know it, but I know everything about you - where you shop, what you buy, what you eat, and where you live. I know your birthday, your mother's birthday - oh, and her maiden name, too. I know that your first pet was a Great Dane named Duke, and that you lived on 1313 Mockingbird Lane throughout your childhood and early adolescence. Which also means I know your Social Security number and some of your credit card numbers, too. And you thought you were so street-smart and aware! Well, you are, on the surface, but that's my game. I'm out there, right by you, and you never even see me or know I'm there - lurking in the background, but yet so close - constantly practicing the art of stealth. Being a Ninja is a lifestyle, not just a buzzword, for me. My specialized weapons and tactics? Everything about you...

If you're not interested in being a victim of Internet ninjutsu, then maybe you should attend the Computer Store Expo and ITS Event on April 24 at the HUB.